Paper troubles

"Paper troubles"

I thought it sounded catchy and kinda sounds like it should be the title of a rap song although I'm talking about money here. Writing doesn't seem to be my problem; my main issue seems to be in the form of suitable topics that can peak my curiosity. As for stem cells......

Well, I have already made up my mind on which route we as a human species should take with regards to stem cell research. Anyone who doesn't follow my opinions are obviously not worth listening to and those who do follow me are lemmings and therefore should also not be listened to.

Anyway, I have not yet begun working on my final draft, but I am sure I will be just fine. I will most likely start my rough draft on Tuesday at 11:30 pm EST and it will be a work of art. I could probably just turn it in as the final draft as well. I suppose I could put a little more effort into it and have it published in Scientific America, but I'll hold off on doing such for now.

Seriously though, my biggest troubles come in the form of motivation and nothing is more motivational than having the assignment due in 30 minutes. Perhaps if I was to write about ascension, faster than light travel, aliens, Atlantis, or telekinesis I would have my paper done the day after it was assigned. Perhaps I should be looking for a degree in science fiction rather than health and medicine....

Justin